Brad Woodhouse (Democratic National Committee spokesman):
Either Sarah Palin is leaving the people of Alaska high and dry to pursue her long shot national political ambitions or she simply can’t handle the job now that her popularity has dimmed and oil revenues are down, either way, her decision to abandon her post and the people of Alaska who elected her continues a pattern of bizarre behavior that more than anything else may explain the decision she made today.”
Drill, baby, drill. Between this and Mark Sanford, it’s safe to say that it’s a shitty time to be a shitty republican governor.
Via CNN.
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So, for reference:
I’m sure this is already pretty famous, but I’d never seen it. It’s pretty great, right?
Then it gets better (or worse). The same family that decided to cancel his WoW account buys him a new truck for his birthday:
Maybe he snapped because his parents have $150,000 worth of vehicles in the driveway/garage and bought him someone’s sloppy-fifths.
Either way, someone call a therapist.
Via Jalopnik.
In the past twenty-four hours, you guys have blogged, facebook-ed, reddit-ed, and tweeted enough to funnel over a million hits to this site. … The cunning of the human mind when presented with only duct tape and chip clips is nothing short of amazing.
Love this site. Keep’em coming.

No smoking? Really?

The Sizzler.

Chuckles Fountain. I don't get it either

Unicorn. Obviously.

Ready 4 Ejection...

...followed by a Palm Party.
Roadside fireworks
How could I not post these? Besides, it gives me a reason to try out a photoset.
Inspired by this post by Cabel Sasser.
Tristar Pictures (1984)
Like a warm blanket. Yummy.
First movie I can remember with the Tristar lead-in: Short Circuit.
Caffeine amounts in everyday drinks
Here’s a simple side-by-side comparison of common beverages and their caffeine counts in milligrams. I’m sure this chart exists somewhere but I have a 60 second Google rule, I and I couldn’t find it. So I made one.
You are welcome, internet.
Note: these are rough averages. The information out there on caffeine amounts is pretty much all over the place.
Jeopardy tonight. (via StrrangeAsAngels)
What is Digg?
I saw that last night.
Me: What is Reddit?
Alex: I’m sorry, the correct answer is Digg.
Emily: You don’t know anything about the internet, do you?
Only Sony would make an iPod speaker dock that looks almost exactly like their direct competition and ship it with a remote that’s larger than the device it’s meant to work with.
All this and 4 years late to the party? Bravo.
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