Dear TiVo, We’ve known each other a long time, right? About 6 years? Look. When you added advertisements to my fast forward screen I looked the other way. When you came out in HD and stretched your typeface like some kind of Microsoft intern, I looked past that too. And then there was that whole Cable Card thing. Jesus. But this is a step too far. I swear to god, if you ever email mildly retarded, pre-teen drivel like this to me again, We. Are. Fucking. Through. Now go back home and don’t come out until you have a decent media playback framework. Love, – Jeff
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Dear TiVo,

We’ve known each other a long time, right? About 6 years? Look. When you added advertisements to my fast forward screen I looked the other way. When you came out in HD and stretched your typeface like some kind of Microsoft intern, I looked past that too. And then there was that whole Cable Card thing.

Jesus.

But this is a step too far. I swear to god, if you ever email mildly retarded, pre-teen drivel like this to me again, We. Are. Fucking. Through.

Now go back home and don’t come out until you have a decent media playback framework.

Love,

– Jeff

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