Jeff Rock

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Sweet jesus. My irony meter just went to 11.

Thanks for the find, Zac!

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Et tu, Academy?

It’s official. No one is safe from the indulgant, ham-handed, false-sense-of-class styling of Zapfino.

It’s the Coach bag of typography.

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whatsthebuzz:

philoconn:

anyone looking for a mortgage?

mom found this and sent it my way with the title, “Phil makes it big”

I hope this isn’t the pinnacle of my professional career

You think Jeff noticed the Zapfino in the masthead?

Absolutely.

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Zapfino. Now with Berry Defense!

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Zapfino. Bonus points for using the Warp tool.

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Zapfino salad.

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Amount spent in time and gas driving to rent a tux for your friends wedding:

$100

Out of pocket cost for tuxedo rental:

$158.62

Finding Zapfino when you get there:

Priceless.

No one is safe from Zapfino.

Anchor Holiday Beer

I’m at a loss. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either. It’s very hearty and rich, but it has an eggnog aftertaste. Seriously.

They also lose points for using Zapfino on the label (see student work).

3 out of 5.